The current Foxwoods ad is so damn perky someone should shoot it. Or me.
Harried-looking couple arrives and transforms (poof!) into a fun-loving duo. Watch them dance! Watch them toast each other! Watch them win!
Only problem is they're trying so hard it's like watching Sammy Davis Jr. laugh at Sinatra's jokes. More panic than fun.
Anyone else wish that the chip the guy flips to the doorman would lodge itself in his own esophagus?